Assigned crew: Josh Kerman
A day has passed as Munar Lander 2 makes its approach.
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| If you can play beer-pong with a table mounted on an airplane two miles away you can intercept the moon with a rocket. |
The lander and its orbital transfer stage will pass within 50 kilometers of the Mün's surface and then perform a retro-burn to first decelerate into an orbit.
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| A Kodak moment. |
It will perform this on the dark side of the Mün, which doesn't provide enough light for a good photo so you'll just have to picture the Lightning 1 rocket thrusting backwards.
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| Orbital parking: still easier than parallel parking. |
Landing on the night side is difficult due to reduced ability to gauge correct altitude and terrain. A few minutes of orbiting provides Josh time to line up a landing site.
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| KSP said to be sure you park in the correct crater. |
The largest crater currently under sunlight should make for an easy flat target. The Lightning begins to decelerate and bring itself out of orbit.
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| That can't be Kerbin, Kerbin looks way bigger than that from space. |
My knowledge of landing without an atmosphere tells me it's best to not slow down too much too early, as gravity will only continue to pull you down and accelerate every time you try to kill your speed.
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| Looking desperately for the runway lights... |
At an altitude of about 15,000-10,000 km the downward velocity can be reduced to under 40 meters per second and allow the rocket to come down for a final landing burn.
There's a bit of extra fuel left in the orbital transfer stage, but at this point Josh is given the go-ahead to decouple the lander, it can perform the rest of the landing on its own engine and fuel.
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| Um, why is stage 2 still going? |
Josh, you did remember to cut the throttle on before disconnecting that stage, right?
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| Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong. |
...Because otherwise its going to accelerate up into the lander and hold it in place by force...
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| PANIC!! Panicpanicpanicpanic- |
...Which if incorrectly countered can result in the LV-909 lander engine catastrophically collapsing.
Now it is at this point I must apologize, as I would have liked to have been able to photograph this with better timing, but take my word for it that these events occurred in real time as described and were not staged.
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| No food, no water, no air supply. not that he technically needs those, but still. |
Well then. At least the remaining lander module survived impact. In retrospect there were several ways the lander could have separated from the runaway orbital transfer stage, including briefly thrusting at full throttle or simply letting it fall to the ground and implode under the weight of the lander, but who knows how that would have played out.
Josh Kerman's Munar Lander now lacks an engine and thus any means to return home on its own. Until another ship arrives he is stranded here.
That doesn't mean he can't do the mission objectives we sent him here for, on the other hand!
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| The first words spoken on the Mün were incomprehensible due to uncontrollable sobbing. |
First of all, the radio antenna has enough power to transmit one full crew report from the surface of the Mün. That's valuable history, so we'll gladly accept that.
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| "I think it's gonna be a long long time 'till touchdown brings me 'round again" |
The space program will still want Josh to perform the first Extra Vehicular Activities on another planetary body, even though it will be just for posterity at this point (or for whenever we manage to pick him up).
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| "Hey Joshie, he coming to your town! Hey Joshie, he never wear a frown!" |
We're also able to confirm that giant steps are what you take, walking on the moon. I dunno, I heard someone claim that once.
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| If you spot one with a fossil let us know. |
No need to rush finding the perfect moon rock to bring home, Josh. Take your pick.
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| We would have flown the flag of a sovereign nation if planet Kerbin had any. |
Finally, The flag should be planted to commemorate this event and mark where Kerbal-kind first landed (I suppose the ship itself is doing that already; not like it' going anywhere).
Josh can also try out the reduced gravity at his leisure and see how high he can jump. As theorized, astronauts really enjoy jumping around on the moon.
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| I hope you brought a couple books. |
So dear readers, should we hastily assemble a 2-seat rocket and prepare a rescue mission next, or move on and retry like nothing happened? I will showcase a couple potential rescue designs over the next few days but leave our astronaut here until a rescue mission is requested.